Are You Kidding Me!?
OMG.....so this weekend I went into my favorite store (Banana Republic) to try on these fab pants. So...I put them on....and am looking at them in the mirror out in the main fitting room. All of the sudden this guy (let's just say he was not the straightest) looks at me and says (no friggin lie):
"Those look really good on you. Has anyone every told you that you have perfect birthing hips?"
Well...I almost died. Then I remembered that something similiar was said about me in highschool. I am pretty much crushed. I am so signing up for a breast reduction and hip shaving (if only that existed). Go ahead...laugh...you know you want to.
Comments
Perhaps it was only how marvelously they fit your hips that made him suddenly conscious of a desire to have children with you...Freudian slip?
Posted by: Ari von Rothberg | November 21, 2005 12:23 PM
That is what I will tell myself...however...I think he would rather try something with one of my brothers if you get my hint.
Posted by: andi | November 21, 2005 1:26 PM
Well, maybe he was on the market for a potential birth mother to bear a child for him & his partner? Ha ha ha...
Seriously, though? I have found gay men to be significantly more honest than straight men, so if he'd meant it in a negative way, he probably would have said so. If I were you, I'd take it as a major compliment. Gay boys also have a more refined/natural sense of feminine beauty/grace than straight boys do, so keep that in mind.
Posted by: Bess | November 21, 2005 4:52 PM
One of my best friends is gay...and I could not live without him (hi Clint!).so yes...I am now taking it as a compliment...however...this has been said to/about me more than once....once again..I am going to med school to invent hip shaving...lol.
Posted by: andi | November 21, 2005 7:13 PM
Yes, I purchased them. They will be making up my "flight outfit" for tomorrow.
*shimmy shimmy*
Posted by: andi | November 22, 2005 7:17 PM